Conversations with Joan
Sasche’s pretty obsessive about repairing her gear. 99%? Time to repair. So first stop at the Shrine of Two Moons is usually Joan Tremblay. Now don’t get me wrong Joan’s a lovely woman but …
Joan, EVERY time I come here what’s with the, “Do not seek death.” Are you so wrapped up in your own misery you haven’t noticed something? I’m UNDEAD, it’s TOO LATE, thanks for the warning and all but that ship has sailed. I mean I’m standing right in front of you with straps holding my face together, you think it’s a fashion accent?
You really need to stop moaning about your condition and come to terms with it. It’s a done deal, let’s move past it. Alrighty? I hear they killed that sucker Arthas REPEATEDLY. They killed him, picked his pockets, hell they even took his horse. We’re Forsaken now and yes, it’s damned unfair Sylvanas comes out of the whole thing looking like a Vegas Showgirl and we … well life’s just not fair sometimes and you have to try to look on the bright side. Stop being so mopey … stop brooding.
We never have to worry about dieting again! See! There IS a bright side. We can Cannibalize … um yeah forget that … gross, bad example.
The next time I drop by could you just try something different? The weather, how about that? “Lovely day here in the Vale of Eternal Blossoms isn’t it?” That would be a good place to start, what do you say? Give it a try. Joan? Joan?
DO NOT SEEK DEATH.
Sigh.
Tome of the Ancient 
April 23, 2013 at 12:19 pm
LOL, Oh, Cannibalize. I had forgotten about that. I miss my undead rogue at times but I still wish you could cover up the bones like you can in China. The joints always used to bug me.
April 23, 2013 at 12:41 pm
Oh me too, and now I’m jealous. I didn’t know they could cover up the bones in China! Yes, I don’t think I ever used Cannibalize, ick, lol.
April 23, 2013 at 4:22 pm
Om nom nom.
April 23, 2013 at 3:25 pm
With the China mention, perhaps she should say. “Beware of government and cultural regulations…” Power to the (Un) people!! You bring up a great point: why does Sylvanas keep to keep more of her flesh than her adoring legions? The decomposition rates seem incongruent. And cannabilism gives new meaning to “no such thing as a free lunch…” Why don’t they all come with breath mint buffs? Seems really unfair.
April 23, 2013 at 4:02 pm
I think once I read something that explained her situation, something about being a banshee or I could be making that up since my memory is not the greatest. So I guess if you’re turned into a banshee and THEN an Undead you will look marvelous, lol. Sasche just looks bony 😦
April 23, 2013 at 4:22 pm
Probably helps that she was a fancypants elf type before death occurred. Most rank and file Forsaken, not including the population of RPers who like to be special, were once human …
Genes get you places, you know?
April 23, 2013 at 6:17 pm
oh that is so bad…. LOL
April 23, 2013 at 6:32 pm
Hmm … Well now I’m wondering what my Night Elf would look like if she kicked the bucket, almost seems worth it, lol.
April 24, 2013 at 10:41 am
And now I am wondering if we misheard her: maybe she is saying, “Do not seek meth.” She’s the poster girl for what can happen…poor thing. Didn’t she watch Breaking Bad?
April 24, 2013 at 11:42 am
ROTFL!!! OMG! Maybe you’re right, the acoustics in that room are a little weird maybe that’s what she’s been saying!
April 23, 2013 at 6:53 pm
I see Canabalise a lot! People ARE ALWAYS DOING THAT TO TAURENS! The beef and steak jokes get a bit old…
April 23, 2013 at 8:05 pm
Oh no! Poor Taurens! Sasche never does it, she stops at the Mcdonalds in the Vale instead!
April 24, 2013 at 12:05 pm
Just to play the Devil’s advocate here – maybe all the Tauren with cow/beef/McDonald’s themed names are ENCOURAGING a spate of Cannibalism!
April 24, 2013 at 2:21 pm
You definitely have a point, I don’t know how many beef-themed names I’ve seen and you’ve got to admit, it makes you hungry.
April 24, 2013 at 4:33 pm
It’s all an editing problem. It was originally scripted, “Don’t see K’deth”. Nope, K’deth isn’t in that room. Can’t see him. Or her.
April 24, 2013 at 6:38 pm
I feel so bad now, poor Joan! She was just trying to help out. I’m going to have a word with that K’deth when I see him. If he had just stayed in the room it would have saved Joan all this.