Easy Quests Make for Lazy Druids and Stop Nagging Me

Twitter keeps nagging at me to make my profile “stand out” by uploading a header. I got annoyed and made the one above with old scary faces. I don’t have any new scary faces because I haven’t been in a “mood” for a while. I was going to upload it but then though maybe people would think the one on the right was actually me, so reconsidered.

So hey Twitter, give it a rest will you. Also because what I thought was a 15 minute downtime is actually somewhat longer so I can’t login and take a screen shot of my lazy Druid and I have to have SOME kind of picture so there you go.

I had complained about old Snow Blossom the Shado-Pan companion kicking Cat’s butt the first time she attempted the Challenger’s Ring quest. I realized I’m so used to everything being easy that I’ve become a very lazy Druid. Doing dailies I’m frequently guilty of just finishing off mobs with auto-attack. Lazy. But there are only so many Mogu you can get excited about really.

So the second attempt was successful because this time when she Ice Blocked me I didn’t stand there like a deer caught in headlights thinking, “Hey, hey, no fair!” I shifted like a proper Druid should, geez.

Around the same time I had read a post about slow-paced and fast-paced players at Sheep the Diamond. There’s no doubt that I’m a slow-paced player with a few quirks like Ironman challenges. It was interesting and I certainly agreed with the post especially the part about slow-paced players rarely being the ones looking down on fast-paced players. WE certainly don’t behave that way.

Well … oops.

So I finish off that Snow Blossom and start to leave when another challenger approaches. I was appalled! You could indeed say Cat looked down on such behavior. He brought friends! I think he had a healer and another dps with him. Just wrong, tsk tsk. So not only did I find out I was lazy I found out I wasn’t above … well … looking down.

Old slow-paced Cat feeling all superior, shame on her. It’s just as well the servers are down right now. I think she deserves a time-out for that.

Pet Naming Took a Turn for the Worse

OMG! Cat, you did not just do that. You can’t just steal Matty’s picture like that, did you even ask her? I knew something was up, she’s not usually like this. Redecorating her little place in Halfhill is sign of trouble. My guess is she was trying to cheer herself up so something must have happened.

So after a little coaxing the story came out. Snow Blossom. She took a serious beat down from Snow Blossom. She was really upset. I told her if she had a little PvP experience it might have helped but she wasn’t really in the mood for suggestions, she wanted sympathy … so yeah … Snow Blossom … you … you … BITCH!!! There, I’m lending support.

But it didn’t stop there, oh no, Cat was livid about it. You see where this is going, right. Okay, I’ll stop pretending it was Cat, IT’S ME ME ME! I hate Snow Blossom! Now I may be grown up, but I’m not mature. Just never happened, don’t know what went wrong, so I’m not above stooping really low to get back at Snow Blossom. Oh no.

See my ugly, nasty, nasty, maggot? That’s Snow Blossom! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stupid Snow Blossom, how do you like me now? YOU YOU MAGGOT!

Yes … well, I knew it might come to this one day. I had meant to only name nice pets for nice bloggers, but listen up out there. YOU KICK CAT’S BUTT and see what’s in store for you! I have many disgusting pets left. Just saying. I have many decaying, infested, oozing, crappy, pets left. MANY!

Stupidhead Snow Blossom. Stupid little Mage. They always give me trouble. I can’t successfully level one and now this. And I thought, quick, LoS. And you know what she did? Reset. Stupid cheater! It seems Cat and I will have to read up on fighting Mages.

So anyway, now that that’s off our chest I told Cat we’ll throw a party for the Blog Azeroth Thanksgiving Event. I sent her to get the supplies, thought it would cheer her up. As for me nothing will cheer me until I stand over Snow Blossom’s cold, dead, body. That maggot, Snow Blossom.