Ask The Ancient — Nude Brunnhildar

I got my WordPress “year in review” which was really nice of them but I’m not sharing as it’s humiliating that aside from a few kind people I’m sort of on my own here with the spammers who keep trying to link cure halitosis, chain saws, and metal-drill-bits to my blog. And really, cure halitosis? You’ve never even met me, how dare you.

I will share one bit which is no surprise. The busiest day of the year was October 6th, the most popular post that day was The WoW Ironman Challenge — Warlock Final Ding! that Ironsally is a media whizz kid for sure. So anyway in an effort to try to present you with some actual informative posts occasionally, I’ve decided to add “Ask The Ancient.” On going through the search terms that landed people on this blog over the past year I found questions that I sometimes really knew the answer to. So while you are certainly welcome to send a question to tomeoftheancient at that email service Google provides I’m going to start off with questions that came up in the last year’s search terms. Just keep in mind that I actually know next to nothing if you do ask a question, but I will wholeheartedly endeavor to find out what inquiring minds want to know.

So first … what? Well of course it’s me in the picture, why? What! Well it was taken on the day after New Year’s Eve, how good did you look that morning? Sheesh, so as I was saying these are actual search terms somebody used and for whatever reason ended up here. I’ll first be tackling, Nude Brunnhilar. And no I am not making this up. A quick search indicates that one is available at Deviant Art but you’re going to have to sign up and be over 18 to view it. There that was easy.

I didn’t sign up or view it as I’ve been there, done that. I’m like a slightly undersized Vrykul myself. I’m rather tall, pale although not blue. Since I decided that getting my hair cut was a terrible waste of three hours time that could be better spent in game, I now have about two feet of wild flowing hair and I frequently do say things like: I will feed you to the dogs! I’ll wear your intestines for a necklace! I see me naked everyday and I can tell you … big whoop, but that’s just me. Oh my, I take that back. On searching a little more I found links to nude Vrykul who don’t require you to login and I so don’t look like that, and I’m not giving you the link either sonny, for shame.

Maybe I should have started off with something else. Hmmm, let’s see. How about mysterious camel figurine spawn points, that’s pretty straightforward. Here we go, a civic minded Azerothian has posted a map with route here. I wish you the best of luck.

Whew, my first public service announcement done. I hope it helped somebody. I’ll have to take some time to study up to answer the rest. I mean one of the top search terms is wow jerks, how to you address that one. Do they want to know how to avoid them, exterminate them, be one? I don’t know, this is harder than I thought. I need a break. I don’t even know where to begin with rude where’s waldo.


9 Responses to “Ask The Ancient — Nude Brunnhildar”

  1. The things people search for are fascinating. I get so many searches for sexy/naked harpies… my blog must be a huge disappointment to people hoping for pornography.

    • I thought it was odd enough that someone wanted a nude vrykul, but they want harpies too!

      I mean I get that people are looking for sexy pictures but to be so specific is interesting. I know I love looking at my search terms every morning.

      Lol, and I keep disappointing the halitosis guy by refusing to accept his comment.

  2. Hahaha! So funny, search terms, I have a word document filled with weird search terms.
    The camel figure spawn point thing is a very popular search term on my blog as well, people love that stuff.

    As for nude/sexy/naked search terms, uh huh, I get them too – naked and sexy blood elf males.

  3. I am ashamed to admit I was Vy-curious – oh lord. I need eye soap, but you did warn me. Still think Sponge Robert Quadratic Trousers should meet the Nude Brunnhilar. Lots of shapes, cones, and concentric circles. So glad our amazing technology is used for the basest of human quests. 🙂

    • Lol, with all the technology we have and the different cultures we humans are still predictable aren’t we. I’m still following the Sponge Robert Quadratic Trousers saga.

      To be fair, I’m going to go to Northrend and take a look at the Vrykul males and try to make an honest assessment of whether I’d like to see them nude. I’ll do it in stealth though as it’s hard to tell when they’re screaming at me.

  4. OK I’m not game enough to go look at nude Brunnhildar. But I can relate to funny blog traffic. I even did a #funnyblogtraffic in Twitter for it even. I think the funniest I had was Alexstrasza and Korialstrasz sex

    • Oh no! Someone wanted to see that. Oddly that bothers me, I guess it’s because of all the characters that have died in WoW Korialstrasz’s death bothered me the most, also Cairne but I’ll bet no one wants to see him having sex.

      King Bronzebeard would bother me too but I’m not sure he’s really dead.

      I really enjoy the funny search terms but I don’t really get that many, most of them are all business and about finding rares but occasionally I get a good one.

  5. SInce I did venture to the see what the artist actually drew, drawing upon my BFA/Art Major (no pun intended) background, I must say, it’s fairly amateurish, trying to be kind of Ralph Bakshi-ish…if it really did look like the idealized female characters in the game, well let’s just say we’d have rethink a few things. Not sure what…but….

    In any case, I hate to critique artists’ work unless I am sitting in a room with my art, too, and give them a fair shot at mine. All is fair in love and art class.

    But maybe today, I’ll sneak back to Northrend and put on my Vykrul suit:

    Too bad I can’t rock the Vykrul suit in real life–that would make an impression.

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