The Boys of WoW
This all started innocently enough. I was amused by a search term but now I can’t seem to let it go. Dear God, can one of you healers hit me with a Banish Puerile Nitwittery spell, please? I promise this will be the last post on the hotness of male WoW races. I must stop before the Azerothian Committee Against the Objectification of Male Toons slaps me with a lawsuit.
Now this is just me but I like human males, in and out of game. I know lots of people think they need a redesign but I still think they’re great. And this one … swoon … in uniform, it doesn’t get any better than that. Of course unless he’d dance for me, then it would be perfect.
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched Ulduar, it may be my all time favorite. Do I watch it for the great song or the wonderful animation? No, I’m watching that Belf, he’s dreamy … sigh.
Okay, there are always pros and cons, goods and bads, rights and wrongs, yings and yangs. Yeah, I don’t know where I’m going with that either but as much as I hate to point fingers here it has to be said. There are some not hot races too. Now Orcs have promise but the only time I’ve been up close and personal with an Orc or Tauren male they’ve been busy killing me because I accidentally got flagged PvP during the Midsummer Fire Festival or something. It’s hard to make a determination on the hotness of a race while they’re flailing a weapon around at you. And the Forsaken, yeah, even Forsaken females agree, not so hot.
BUT THIS!!! OMG!!! SO WRONG. Look … and he’s leering at me … Eeeuuuuwwww!!! Call the guards! Make it that cute one in the uniform! Help! Yeah, not a pretty sight. But I mean male gnomes have to know they aren’t even close to hot. I feel sorry for the female gnomes, they’re so cute and perky and they have to come home to him … leering … shudder.
This next one I feel kind of bad about. I mean my Druid’s a Night Elf and she has lots of male Night Elf friends and acquaintances but … sorry … not hot.
This is just me but there’s something about the male Night Elf that makes me feel he’s buddy material. Every time one speaks to me I feel like he’s going to ask me to pass the joint and should we go on a munchie run before we watch cartoons. It’s like a hippie commune survived somewhere in Azeroth and the males come out Deadheads, mourning the fact that they missed Woodstock. Strangely enough the female Night Elves seem to leave the commune unscathed.
Oh thank heavens, I just got an email. I have actual work to do. You are to be spared any further speculation by me on the general hotness of the males of Azeroth. I just found that being an introvert playing MMOs has at least one plus. I’ll talk about that next, that should be safe.