Things to Do in Azeroth When You’re Dead
Yeah, that title has nothing to do with anything but I was trying to think of old movies I’d like to see again and I remembered Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead so I just stole it because I wanted to, so there Christopher Walken and Andy García, wanna make something of it, huh, do ya. I thought not. Anyway, my Forsaken thought she’d login to look for her leveling buddy Aygaren, but no luck. So then I decided to see what I could do in the fifteen minutes or so I had. When I have just tiny bits of time I sometimes feel it’s like a WoW buffet or I’m selecting WoW Dim sum.
Oh Druid! Really, that’s not very druidy of you. You’re going to feel bad about that later I just know it. Apparently she didn’t feel too bad cause she gleefully blasted every goat out of Fuselight into high orbit. I hope The Guardians of Cenarius don’t get wind of what she’s been up to.
Yeah, this just never gets old, taking that big, stupidhead, loudmouth, all walking around scaring everyone Fel Reaver out. I’ve heard enough out of you.
And the same thing goes for your stupid cousin. Pass the word to your family, I’m not taking it anymore, all y’all can consider this fair warning. Enough with the intimidation of level 58s. I don’t really think I need to be a bear to do this but it makes me feel all powerful and kickass so bear it is. Although I think I might have to find someone else to pick on soon or fight unarmed. But I can’t help it, I must still have unresolved Fel Reaver issues from the times he squashed me in BC. Still have time, I’ll stop by Nagrand and pick up a Bulging Sack of Gems.
The Darkmoon Faire is in town! I think I can just fit a ride in. I’m not sure about that whole “great abs in 15 minutes” thing but I got pretty good WoW in 15 minutes.