Torment a Warlock Time
I know it’s probably a reaction to seeing all the mog geniuses in action during Mog Madness but when I heard about Saga of Spellbound’s “worst dressed Warlock” competition I knew I wanted to torment the tormentor for a change. Saga says:
So let’s turn it around. Let’s find the worst possible Warlock outfit available in the game. Something that would make other Warlocks shun you and not let you near them. Something that would make your demon take one look at you and return back to the Twisting Nether laughing all the way.
To add insult to injury I made her pose for the screen shots in the lovely garden behind the Cathedral of Light, a place where she wouldn’t normally be caught hanging around.
There she is. Doesn’t she look lovely? All ready to get a little gardening done before she gets in the van and drives the kids to a soccer game. Isn’t she cute. Ouch! Quit it! I was just kidding, geez, so touchy aren’t we now. How does it feel for a change?
I tried to talk my Undead Warlock into this but she wasn’t having any of it. I won’t even go into what I had to promise the Human to get her to do it, it’s icky, I don’t even want to talk about it.
Garden Mom Outfit
- Head: Crimson Felt Hat
- Chest: Mechbuilder’s Overalls
- Gardening Gloves: Pagan Mitts
- Belt: Willow Belt
- Feet: Kurkenstoks
- Gardening Implement: Long Bayonet
- Offhand: Bouquet of Red Roses
I noticed all her minions sneaking off, they did NOT want to be part of the picture. There was nothing I could offer them to get them to stay. Oh, she’s going to have to get up to a lot of evil to live this down!
April 23, 2012 at 11:57 am
Oh.. That is just… /runs away and hides
April 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm
I know! I hope she’ll in time come to forgive me!
April 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm
Now THAT’S what I’m talking about!
I’m just peachless. Really. My mouth is open and I dropped my peaches.
April 23, 2012 at 12:04 pm
LOL! But I just couldn’t help it. A chance to turn the tables and torment a Warlock? Priceless!
April 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Now that’s terrifying.
I’m peachless. Really. My mouth is open and I dropped my peaches. They’ve either rolled into the canal or are hiding behind those juicy apples that seem to be everywhere in Stormwind.
The Kurkenstoks are the Pièce de résistance.
April 23, 2012 at 12:06 pm
The comment fired off before I finished typing. That was very strange. I think even WordPress.com is afraid and averting its eyes.
April 23, 2012 at 12:34 pm
You may be right! She might be compiling a list of those who have seen her like this for retaliation!
April 23, 2012 at 12:34 pm
D: !!
April 23, 2012 at 12:25 pm
LOL That is great, Ancient! The gardening Warlock! Her secret is out now. 😉
~ Effy
April 23, 2012 at 12:35 pm
I think she’s going to up her price for doing this to 500 kitten souls!
April 23, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Aw, Ironsally looks so… wholesome. And… respectable. Although I do adore the bright red, zebra-trimmed hat hinting that she has a Wild, Wild Side 😉
April 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm
You wouldn’t think a Warlock could look so wholesome. I wonder if some dark sorcery was involved, I wouldn’t put it past her!
April 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm
We need a support group. I was thinking something like “Warlocks Against Fancy Florals, Liederhosen & EarmuffS”, known to it’s members as WAFFLES.
There would of course be monthly meetings, posters, badges and waffles to help scarred and fragile Warlocks cope with the memories of these painful transmogrification sessions.
Also, yes the sandals are a master stroke. My Warlock and yours could be burying bodies in the garden together and no one would give them a second glance :p
April 23, 2012 at 4:07 pm
I would so crash that with my Draenei Warlock Groupies. 😉
~ Effy
April 23, 2012 at 5:01 pm
Yes! WAFFLES! I think they all might need those sessions after this. I know this one will and I’m sure your “Hug a Tree of Life Today” Warlock definitely will!
You’re right, those two could certainly infiltrate the polite society of Stormwind before they knew what hit them!
April 23, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Oh I had to laugh at Kallixta’s comment! It was as laughworthy as your gardening warlock!
Should have made a gnome 🙂 A gardening gnome warlock would have been classic!
April 23, 2012 at 6:30 pm
OH! A Gnome Warlock would have been perfect! A Garden Gnome! I didn’t even think of that, Navi.
April 23, 2012 at 9:23 pm
That looks like my lawn obsessed neighbour.
Okay, my lawn obsessed neighbour thirty years ago…
April 24, 2012 at 7:01 am
OH! I didn’t even think of that, I think I subconsciously was thinking about the neighbor on our left. The outfit must work though as she has beautiful shrubbery!
April 24, 2012 at 7:03 am
My mother refers to my beard as shrubbery. You have no idea how much I just laughed.
April 24, 2012 at 7:14 am
Shrubbery is one of those words I try to use whenever possible, it makes me laugh to just say it, when used to describe a beard, even better!
April 24, 2012 at 7:41 am
Ah, thank you Holy Grail…
April 23, 2012 at 10:45 pm
Seriously – I was going to try my hand at this, but after really thinking about it, I realize she is more terrifying than anything I could come up with. It reminded me of something Sarah Vowell did once: she joined up with some Goth folks in NYC, and determined her Goth name would be “Becky.” *shudder*
April 24, 2012 at 7:09 am
LOL! I guess I’d be pushing my luck if I tried to rename her Becky! After realizing I’d dressed her like my green thumb neighbor I’m now going to keep waiting for her to cast something on me when I walk the dogs, scary.
April 24, 2012 at 2:39 am
I NEED to copy this! NEEEEED!
April 24, 2012 at 7:11 am
I’m thinking of seeing if I can put this together for real too, right now it only exists in MogIt but I’d love to have her walking around Stormwind looking like that!
April 25, 2012 at 3:00 pm
I´m looking for this overalls since the first time I downloaded Auctionator. Never seen it.
April 25, 2012 at 3:49 pm
I think you have to run Gnomeregan and hope you’re lucky!
April 24, 2012 at 5:19 am
LOL, could you get her to come around and tend to my garden?
April 24, 2012 at 7:12 am
I think it’s safe to say she probably has a black thumb, flowers shrivel at her touch!
April 24, 2012 at 12:56 pm
I have a special fishing outfit on my druid which does involve denim overalls. You know your ne is a redneck when….
That is truly horrible.
Oh! You could equip a 17 lb catfish or something.
April 24, 2012 at 1:43 pm
LOL! Darn! I forgot about the catfish offhand! A Warlock fisherman would be perfect!
April 24, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Oh I have that outfit as my fishing outfit too! Nice choice!
April 24, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Nice choice of hat! Did you choose it to reference the Red Hat Society by any chance?
April 24, 2012 at 1:58 pm
No, didn’t even think of that! I’m afraid I was just trying to match her offhand bouquet.
And while you’re here, nice deer you bagged!
April 25, 2012 at 9:16 am
Then the Red Hat Society is an accidental but highly appropriate when considering tormenting warlocks.
Why thank you! Mechalis wanted to put Nefarian’s head on a wall, but the citizens of Dalaran objected.
April 24, 2012 at 4:36 pm
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April 25, 2012 at 10:25 am
I love this outfit. Inspires me to make one for my undead priest who’s a herbalist/alchemist! Thanks!! 🙂 It was my first time here btw, through the comments you left at Spellbound. Sweet blog! 🙂
April 25, 2012 at 10:33 am
Hi Elisa, you’re quite welcome and thanks. And I have to admit this is one outfit I may actually try to put together for her even though she’ll hate me.
And I love your Harbor Grill outfit, so perfect for a few drinks with friends!
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