Badly Behaving Warlock
I was so excited this morning so I wanted to hurry and login and tell everyone that Ironsally had won Saga’s The Worst Warlock Outfit! Apparently someone had already let on to Ironsally. It’s the only explanation. I couldn’t find Druid anywhere and Sally was suspiciously nowhere to be found either.
I sent everyone out looking to find them. I was worried, had someone hacked my account, where were they? Finally I got word from the Death Knight that she’d at least located Druid. I was so relieved that … WHAT! Ironsally if you’re reading this, this is so NOT FUNNY! Change her back immediately, this instant. RIGHT NOW! I am not kidding around here! Do it!
So embarrassing … sorry you had to see that, geez. I really hate when family squabbles are made public like this, Sally is such a drama queen but this is just too far. Just for this, I’m letting Cat pick the pet. Sally, you hear me?
I guess it’s understandable really. She’s been humiliated and now she’s trying to prove just how evil she really is. I just hope this mood passes soon. I’m pretty sure Druid has a date tonight with Jarel Moor. If she misses it because of this I think there’ll be a Warlock/Kitty smack down so I hope it doesn’t come to well … fisticuffs. Sigh.
I just wanted to thank Saga at Spellbound for thinking up this really fun contest! Now I better find Sally before she tries anything on the Death Knight, that girl really has no sense of humor at all.
May 6, 2012 at 11:08 am
Omg grats to ironsally! That was a fantastically awful lock outfit :)
May 6, 2012 at 11:12 am
Thanks! I know, and now she’s taking it out on poor Druid! These Warlocks, you got to watch them every second or they’ll get up to evil.
May 6, 2012 at 11:12 am
Congrats Tome! I don’t know how you do it? Your toons as so naughty all the time and you still keep them around :P
May 6, 2012 at 11:14 am
Thank you, Cym! Those two are always at each other. Hunter, Death Knight and Shaman are better behaved, lol.
May 6, 2012 at 11:18 am
Woot! Grats on the win!
May 6, 2012 at 11:22 am
Thanks, it was a great idea, I kept going back and back again to stare in horror at those outfits, lol!
May 6, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Grats on the win!! :D I’m going to go put on a similarly disturbing outfit now to plant some tomatoes!
May 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Thanks! Have fun gardening Euph, I’ll bet you’ll enjoy it more than Ironsally would!
May 6, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Congrats! I knew there was nothing that could top that! :D
May 6, 2012 at 4:00 pm
Thanks Kamalia! And your Wonder Woman was incredible!
May 7, 2012 at 5:23 am
Congratulations!
You just need to convince her that looking like a perfectly normal person is the best way to get away with terrible things. When people are running around in fear, screaming and yelling, the guards are going to focus on the suspicious looking creature dressed in black, dripping with skulls, not the nice lady gardener.
Good Luck :p
If that fails, there is always WAFFLES.
May 7, 2012 at 7:24 am
Thank you Erinys, that is brilliant! That will appeal to her devious nature and I think I’ll finally be able to get her to take that Felguard head off the Druid!
May 7, 2012 at 11:53 am
LOL That’s totally Frank’s theory! Look as inconspicuous or non-threatening as possible so that everyone overlooks you and then hit them when they least expect it.
May 7, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Oh see, that’s why Sasche so admires Frank, he’s not just all looks, that Undead is such a thinker!
May 7, 2012 at 10:35 am
Ironsally’s frustration probably explains the sudden lack of kittens in Stormwind. I heard even the Cat Lady in Elwynn Forest was out of stock.
And I heard a rumor there were experiments about proving the value of kitten corpses as gardening fertilizer, but that was certainly a joke.
May 7, 2012 at 10:45 am
Oh no, I had hoped no one would notice the sudden drop in the cat population. Her fee for participation was pretty steep and I had to find all those kitten souls somewhere.
I really, really, hope that rumor doesn’t prove true! But then she is going out of her way right now to get back in good graces with the Warlock community so you never can tell!
May 7, 2012 at 10:42 am
There are none more terrifying than flip-flop wearing suburban women. If I see that lock I am genuflecting and running for the hills.
May 7, 2012 at 10:47 am
ROTFL! I know! And we have them right here! The dog and I quickly turn down a side street if we can manage it. I know, big chickens, but better safe than sorry.
May 7, 2012 at 5:21 pm
It’s always a dangerous thing making a Warlock dress like that… You never know what the end result will be… (maybe she’s not done yet!)
May 7, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Oh no! I’d better warn the others!