Frightened by a Real Life Coconut
I know some people think some of my faces are scary. No, not THIS ONE. The digital ones I make. You know. But just now I was literally terrified! Sweet Elune! I go to Matty’s blog to have a nice read and what do I see. AND IT CAN NOT BE UNSEEN! I’m going to have nightmares! AAAAAHHHHH! What manner of beast it that!
I thought she was surely kidding but on googling “coconut crab” I found she wasn’t. Apparently we don’t need to spend a bazillion dollars making movies with scary creatures CAUSE THEY’RE ALREADY HERE! Okay, just calm down. Take a breath. Maybe go login somewhere safe. Yeah, I’m pretty sure they don’t have anything that horrible in Azeroth, I’ll be safe there.
Tome of the Ancient 
July 17, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Did you see some of the girls who are in desperate need of coconut bras?! This is a serious issue, people!
July 17, 2012 at 2:37 pm
I’d heard of Coconut shoes, I didn’t know technology had advanced to coconut bras! I’ll have to look into those!
July 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Why do they liken breasts to coconuts? Honestly, who has breasts which are brown, hard and hairy on the outside and full of milk on the inside?
Wait…I just remembered I play a tauren…
July 17, 2012 at 3:58 pm
LOL! Navi, I think you’re on to something!
July 17, 2012 at 10:24 pm
That’s wrong on so many levels, and at the same time pure brilliance.
July 18, 2012 at 6:51 am
I know! I wasn’t sure about the hard part but then I remembered Navi’s wearing all that battle-hardened leather gear!
July 17, 2012 at 4:32 pm
That picture (yours not Matty’s) made me crave bounty bars. In case you don’t get them in the US, this is a bounty http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounty_(chocolate_bar) and they are so good.
That crab on the other hand… eek. That made me want to hide behind the sofa whilst eating bounty bars and watching Alien and Aliens.
July 17, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Oh Erinys, what a great idea for this evening, just have to get my husband on board! I’ve had Bounty Bars before and what’s even greater they have them in the imported section of my grocery store! Just have to locate the movies and we’re all set!
July 18, 2012 at 2:51 am
Ugh. I loathe Bounty bars. Coconut bits yuck.
July 18, 2012 at 6:53 am
It’s funny I don’t like coconut on anything but I love a Bounty or Mounds bar.
July 18, 2012 at 8:19 am
“Ugh. I loathe Bounty bars. Coconut bits yuck.”
To borrow from my old Russian raid leader,
VHAT!!11! (He claimed not to have an accent despite making us all crack up with his complaints about “Desk Knights in Aratty Basyin”. Also laughing at your raid leader is not a great idea when you use loot council for loot distribution :D)
Coconut bits are the best bits, I’ve actually been known to eat desiccated coconut straight from the packet.
July 18, 2012 at 8:23 am
LOL! Desk Knights in Aratty Basyin! I can’t get it out of my head now!
July 18, 2012 at 8:26 am
We actually had a forum thread in which the brave and irreplaceable used to hunt down internet pictures of “desk knights” and rats in basins, mostly the work of my husband who knew he’d never get kicked because said Russian liked me too much and our MT who knew he wouldn’t get replaced without the rest of the guild mutinying.
July 24, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Will never forgive you for giving me nightmares
July 24, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Oh no! Coconut Crab nightmares are the worst thing ever!