Queen Cat, CSI: Stormwind and Celebrations
I’m feeling really lazy today so … screen shots! Yes, that is how lost Cat get’s in Blackrock Depths. She was looking for the Grim Guzzler and ended up here, so she quickly dispatched the Emperor so she could be Queen of the Cats. Finally had to resort to YouTube to figure out the way.
So yeah, I really am perplexed by the dead bodies in Stormwind. I can’t figure how they even die here. My best guess is they jump off their mount in mid air and just drop. This kind of behavior happened a lot at the end of BC on my server. Shattrah was littered with bodies, I don’t know, some kind of expansion fatigue? Take heart, Dwarf! The end is near!
So Cat finally found her way to the Grim Guzzler, did her turn-ins and she was exalted with the Thorium Brotherhood. Those Thorium Brotherhood really party hard. Cat was ecstatic. She’s really into this whole reputation thing, she wants all the factions to love her. It’s funny how different theses characters are, Sasche the Warlock couldn’t give a rat’s ass about what factions think of her. Doesn’t even care. She even refuses to do Therazane dailies, has had it with Molten Front dailies and just pretty much likes to fish and if I don’t like it she’ll be happy to tell me where to stick it. Don’t know if it’s the Forsaken part of her that makes her so stubborn or the Warlock side but whatever, she’s not doing it.
So yeah, here we are. What to do next. Consulting Wowjuju I find she has many options … just not good ones. At first glance, one looks easy. She’s already revered with the Earthen Ring. It would take 9 regular Cata dungeon runs with a tabard and it would be done. Nine dungeons runs with complete strangers who are probably the same people I had a run in with in trade chat. Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay, scratch that one off. I can solo ICC for … nope, scratch that too. There are some other equally ridiculous ones like repeatedly running Black Temple so I’m left with Molten Core 24 more times or Ruins of Ahn’Qiraj and Temple of Ahn’Qiraj.
So I go in the Temple, kill the first boss and then proceed to get … yeah, you guessed it, lost. I was blundering around killing trash when I met some, and then mistakenly thought these three bugs were trash too … oops … they’ve got names! Oh no! And damn, I’m airborne again! So I don’t know how that’s looking. I am hopeful though, I see JD’s Laid Back Raids for Saturday are Ruins of Ahn’Qiraj and Temple of Ahn’Qiraj so if Sasche goes maybe she’d be kind enough to share directions with Cat.
So we went back to Molten Core to shop. I don’t think Cat’s recovered yet. She was brokenhearted. That big stupidhead Magmadar panicked her up into a little crack in the ceiling and then went up there after her and died. She tried forever to get up there in that little crack to no avail. “My things! He’s got all my things,” she kept wailing. Poor Cat, last time I saw her she was telling her sad story to Jarel Moor in the Slaughtered Lamb. I wouldn’t want to be Magmadar when she get back in there. She is one mad kitty.