A Most Heinous WoW Act
We’ve all met WoW jerks, there are unfortunately many to run in to. My Hunter is usually a reserved, quiet, young lady. Always poking around in the back of beyond looking for pets or rare flowers. Yesterday she was ready to jump in the Maw of Madness. I managed to talk her down and asked what was wrong.
She said she got up early and decided to gather flowers. She set off to Uldum and on picking her first flower she was surprised to find nothing but a Lifegiving Seed. She continued on, pickings were slim and on finding another Whiptail there was nothing but one Lifegiving Seed inside. Someone had just been through and left what they didn’t want instead of taking it and later throwing it out. She was livid.
“I wish a curse on them,” she shouted. I asked her what curse. “Um … I don’t really know any,” she replied. So I decided to help her. I started searching for curses that seemed applicable. You know it’s really hard to find good curses. Especially ones for people that take the Whiptail and Volatile Life and just leave the Lifegiving Seed.
The first ones I found were these:
May onions grow in your navel!
May all your teeth fall out except for the one with the toothache!
Yeah, way too silly. This is serious business, this is no laughing matter. I need serious curses here so I kept looking.
Okay! Now we’re talking! Those ancient Egyptians were no slackers in the curse department! Seems appropriate too since it happened in Uldum, but some of them are REALLY harsh.
A donkey shall violate him, a donkey shall violate his wife
Okay, that one’s no good. I don’t really think leaving only the Lifegiving Seed justifies that kind of punishment, yeah, I’m not even going to show her that one, moving on.
He shall die from hunger and thirst
He shall have no heir
His years shall be diminished
His lifetime shall not exist on earth
He shall not exist
His estate shall belong to the fire, and his house shall belong to the consuming flame … His relatives shall detest him
He shall be miserable and persecuted
His office shall be taken away before his face and it shall be given to a man who is his enemy
His wife shall be taken away before his face
His face shall be spat at
His heart shall not be content in life
He shall be cooked together with the condemned
Wow, they did not take tomb robbing lightly. I think these are all a little over the top for the crime. I really only found one I would give her. I don’t know what’s up with this one. Maybe it wasn’t a very important tomb, or the curse guy was having an off day.
I shall seize his neck like that of a goose
Doesn’t really sound that awful, I mean compared to the whole being cooked and donkeys and dying and all.
So there you go, I gave it to her and the last I saw her, she was flying around Uldum yelling, “Lifegiving Seed leaver, where are you? I shall seize your neck like that of a goose!”
Yeah, if you see her just pay her no mind. I like to think of it as herbalist therapy.