Deja Vu All Over Again

ashOh hai … yes it’s me … why? Anyway after some thought I decided if I was going to go awol maybe my last post sitting around for who knows how long shouldn’t be about poop. Oh yeah … Tome of the Ancient, I remember her, she wrote about poop. Yeah … no.

I’ve been starting posts and then getting the feeling it seems kinda familiar. So I check and damn … I already wrote about that. I think this is 500th postitis. I’m so close but it’s cheating if I already said it. So I THINK this is new stuff.

Redbeard was talking about the dress code in GW2. It is so true, I checked and my Necromancer is wearing a little short skirt that just does not scream evil, soul-draining NECROMANCER. I thought I’d take a visit as I hadn’t played for close to a year. I’d forgotten how to play her and then got stuck in Divinity’s Reach and couldn’t find my way out so decided to start anew. I had a plan to defeat the dress code and it worked.

I made a female Charr and I see they don’t bother putting Charr in short frilly dresses. There, she looks like a proper Necromancer. I’m having fun, I seem to spend most of my time here crawling around and jumping trying to reach the vistas, I don’t seem to make much forward progress but that’s fine.

Hi Ashmara Steeltail! I’ll try not to abandon you for a year but I wouldn’t count on it, I have a bad track record. Just letting you know.

Whew, good. I know I never said any of that before.

On pondering what has put me in a WoW snit I remembered about the last thing I did was get killed about four times in a row by Proboskus. I had thought my time in the Brawler’s Ring would be limited because of my lowly iLevel 496 gear. I was wrong. It’s ME! I can not for the life of me stay out of the freaking drops of rain. YES! Defeated by RAIN DROPS. So demoralizing. It probably was the last straw. Well, until the patch anyway.

There that’s new too.

Okay, I thought I’d take a look at search terms, they’re new and fresh! Not. Not even enough for a “Ask the Ancient” post. There were only two that were mildly interesting. First was hairy panties hoes. I’m not even going there.

Next was hairy panty china. OH! I did not know that. Maybe I’d like a set. So I did a quick check at Amazon to see if they had them. What luck! They carry them!

pantyhosechinaThey’re lovely! I must order mine, I wonder if they come with mugs or cups. So excited.

Oh … and I’ve also become nostalgic for the olden days of blogs. I’ve been reading old posts from a year or so ago. It apparently wasn’t enough to miss the old Darkshore, now I’m doing the same thing, just with the blogs I read. I know! Geez, snap out of it.

Welp … that’s it then. I am almost positive I’ve never said any of this stuff before. I’m good to go. And oh … Ash isn’t that ugly. She’s wearing a scary mask to frighten you. Not sure if it’s scarier than the short frilly party dress but you work with what you’ve got.

21 Responses to “Deja Vu All Over Again”

  1. What the hell is that… and how is that hairy panties… sometimes your posts are so scary! They give me nightmares!

  2. Some of those Ask the Ancient entries scare me.

    I just checked ours, and the worst I saw there was “atomic facepalm incoming.” The “retardin desensitizing cream” entry even dropped off the list!

  3. Wow. I… I don’t know what to say. Hairy Panty China? x|

  4. “Defeat the dresscode.” Priceless.

    And maybe that wasn’t rain, Tome.

  5. OMG, what the hell is that top pic? I don’t know whether to laugh or be memorised. You also have the best search terms but damn, that china actually exists? I’m with Nav, how is that hairy panties?

    • That’s a Charr from Guild Wars 2. One of the playable races.

      I’m not a Cliff Claven, I just discovered it this past weekend on the Free Weekend for GW2 (Syl from MMO Gypsy kept pestering me to try it).

    • I’ll have to take her picture without her scary headgear on, she’s really quite lovely in a fierce way.

      No, don’t ever believe me. I’m hardly ever telling the truth, lol. No such china exists. But the hairy pantyhose made in China do exist and I stuck their picture on the plate!

  6. OneCrazyPaladin Says:

    I must say, “No!” You cannot go AWOL. I am counting on your posts. I read them. WHERE WILL MY ENTERTAINMENT COME FROM IF NOT THE TOME? Hahaha 😀

    Seriously though, don’t go AWOL for too long.

  7. and put Gillette et al out of business? Shame on you. But my wife assures me that if I grow a beard it will guarantee a divorce so maybe it repels wanted advances as well.

    • I’m with your wife … beards … just no … no! There are some mustaches that are kind of interesting though. Not in our house but my friend’s husband has kind of a Pancho Villa thing going that looks kinda cool. But then she told me stuff gets caught in it when he eats … so no. He works for the FBI so maybe it’s for intimidation, lol.

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