A Crisis of Confidence
I’ve played WoW now for over seven years as what could charitably be called a mediocre player. I do not have lightning fast reflexes and if I did, I don’t even think I’d use them as I’m too busy gawking at stuff to pay attention. Usually I’m fine with this but Cat’s in a terrible mope about it. She won’t even come out of bear form and talk to me.
She remembered the other day that she wanted a noodle cart of her very own. She switched to her bear spec, although between you and me she doesn’t know how to bear, and she set off to the Temple of the Jade Serpent to start the quest chain.
Unfortunately Wise Mari went down easily which may have given her false expectations of what was to come. Next was Lorewalker Stonestep where she got The Trial of the Yongol with stupid Frick and Frack or whoever they are. She could not do enough damage and kept switching between them trying to kill them for what seemed FOREVER until at last her health dwindled to nothing. She didn’t even try again. She’s been bear moping ever since.
Oh, boo hoo … geez … I can’t take this, Cat, you’re such a drama queen. You think you’ve got it bad? Look at what she did to me. She felt I wasn’t APPLYING myself enough learning Destruction so she changed all my gems and enchants and reforged everything. THEN she sent me to the Proving Grounds and said, “There, learn Destruction! And don’t come out until you have.”
There’s me biding a tearful goodbye to my beautiful Wrathguard and now I’m stuck with an icky, globulus, drolling blob. I’m stuck at the seventh round of silver and it will go on my permanent record if I don’t get out of here. My name will be ruined at the Warlock Council so don’t expect sympathy from me Cat! My purple demon is no more.
Oh, BOO HOO HOO HOO to the both of you. I was her main in BC, I’ve been an Enhancement Shaman ALL MY LIFE and when I complained that I never, ever got out she gave me a mount as though that would shut me up. I pleaded for a chance. What did she do? Made me an Elemental Shaman and said there, go learn it. Do you know how hard it is to remember I’m not supposed to run right up to things now and start wailing away on them. Range? What do you mean? How … oh, never mind.
So anyway, where is she? She caused all this trouble and then just split? Have you seen her?