New Year’s Resolutions … Uh-uh
I never do new year resolutions irl or WoW. I can disappoint myself just fine without setting me up for failure so I stay away from them. What I do have though are new year’s confessions. Yeah, even better.
As it happens a Priest passed through town and my characters started confessing. Don’t know what got into them. It was a real eye-opener for me.
Confession Sasche: I’ve only cannibalized one body when I was quite young. It was disgusting and gross and I never did it again.
Confession Liwu: I couldn’t wait until I learned Synapse Springs but I never remember to use it. I fell off a cliff on the Timeless Isle and forgot I had a Parachute Cloak and died. I’m afraid if the Gnomes find out they’ll pull my Engineer’s License.
Confession Janinna: I HATE being a Death Knight. I have a spammable macro from back in Wrath or Cata, can’t remember which. I don’t know or care what’s happening or whether ANYTHING is happening when I spam it. I just want to be who I was before.
Confession Catwynn: I haven’t liked any of the transmogs she’s made for me except for the first one. She keeps putting me in dresses. I hate dresses … I want my pants back but I don’t want to hurt her feelings so I don’t say anything.
Confession Tome: I have never seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show … not even once. I know. But I promise I’ll watch Matty’s videos for the next Old Ladies Raiding Guild meet-up. I’ll watch them but I can’t promise they’ll … you know … help.