Matty’s End of the World Mogging Contest
So I asked my characters who would be interested in competing in Matty’s End of the World Contest. Cat’s found a renewed interest in getting her pets leveled before Warlords so she’s out. Cim showed interest but Sasche yelled, pick me, pick me! I’ve already done it before!
Done what Sas? Survived the end of the world … as I knew it anyway. Who better than an Undead to fight a possible Zombie Apocalypse!
Wow, I don’t think I’ve heard her talk that much in the whole time I’ve known her. Okay Sasche! Show us what you’ve got!
Electromagnetic Gigaflux Reactivator
Vital in keeping in touch with other survivors, I’ll be able to pick up radio wave transmissions with my helm.
Spaulders of Primordial Growth
The crackling electricity generated by these babies will keep my helm powered, won’t be one dropped call … guaranteed.
Really Sasche? How come? Well, keeping spirits high in times of crisis is very important. I … well … I think it’s pretty.
Makes sense to me Sasche.
I don’t know, it seems to just set the mood. I feel very survivory in it.
Bindings of Multiplicative Strikes
These were a no-brainer, anything that’s going to increase my strikes has got to be good for mowing through whatever dire foes abound in this apocalypse.
Injuries at the end of the world are a given, I’ll be ready at all times with my Bloody Surgeon’s Mitts equipped!
These can double as a swimsuit so on land or sea I’ll be able to swiftly escape without having to worry about a skirt getting tangled in my knee bones.
The Goblin who sold these to me assured me that they’d increase my speed by 20%. Perfect for those times when staying and fighting is not the best option.
I really will need a slashy, slashy sword to well … slash my way through hordes of, I don’t know, whatever. And a glowy one? That just makes it so much better.
Lastly, but probably the most important. When we prevail and start rebuilding what are we going to need? Yep, bureaucrats.
As for my pet, what’s most likely to survive the end of the world but roaches! What? Yeah … okay … and the bureaucrats but I don’t have a pet one. I’m bringing along my Resilient Roach to the end of the world.
So there you have Sasche’s End of the World outfit. There’s still time to compete! Check out Matty’s post for rules and information.
Tome of the Ancient 
July 26, 2014 at 11:59 am
It’s awesome! Now I just have to find a way to anonymously send it to the secret judge…when the world ends, I want her by my side! (As long as she doesn’t get a hankering for brains!)
July 26, 2014 at 1:07 pm
Oh, I can send you an anonomized version that doesn’t say Sasche’s Outfit.
Your brains would be safe, she much nicer than the Human Warlock. Now with her I’d watch out.
July 26, 2014 at 12:46 pm
[…] after midnight, and no good can come of playing this stupid, stupid game. But I will say one thing you’ve got going on baby girl is a way to go to the end of the world in style! I knew I forgot to post a rule on the contest, and that is to not post anything on a blog […]
July 27, 2014 at 4:44 am
Hey great job Sasche and the cockroach was a nice touch.
July 27, 2014 at 7:54 am
I will tell her you said so, she’ll be pleased!
July 27, 2014 at 5:43 pm
Sasche’s outfit is awesome. I can totally see her emerging from the blood soaked mire of the apocalypse in that outfit followed of course by her trusty cockroach.
July 27, 2014 at 6:31 pm
Thank you! She says she’d be the last Undead standing! This competition stuff sure got her talking more than usual.
July 28, 2014 at 6:11 pm
It seems to me that having plenty of carrot cake in my bags might be the top tip for preparing for the End of the World.
Or maybe chicken. “At least I have chicken.”
But selecting a race that doesn’t NEED carrot cake or chicken? Excellent! Stupid Dwarfs and Gnomes and their insatiable need to breathe.
July 28, 2014 at 7:15 pm
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooooy Jenkins! Sasche says if she ate she’d be carrying those chickens in her backpack!
July 28, 2014 at 10:04 pm
That cockroach has got to be the best idea for a pet for the end of the world. I may steal your idea.
July 29, 2014 at 7:02 am
You know that cockroach is so going to survive, lol. He can even cast his own apocalypse!
July 29, 2014 at 4:33 pm
It’s really post apocalyptic. Love it! 🙂
July 29, 2014 at 5:31 pm
Thank you! Sasche was tired of that other Warlock always getting to do mog stuff so she was really into this one!
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