Bodyguards, Patch 6.1 and Where the Hell Are We?
It was decided that Cat the Druid would take care of the Wingmen achievement. Cim the Warlock doesn’t need another body hanging around. The Elemental Shaman sure could use a bodyguard but I got her to 100 and that’s all I can take, so Cat gets the honor.
Cat … well … there’s just no way to say this diplomatically … HATES the bodyguards. Talonpriest Ishaal wasn’t too bad. He kinda hung back and didn’t die TOO much, Tormmok died a little more often but she managed to level him up.
Cat and Defender Illona are just not hitting it off … at all. It’s painful to watch.
First there’s the personality difference. They just don’t mesh.
Illona, for Elune’s sake! Could you not aggro everything? I hate to tell you but you’re overestimating your abilities. REALLY! Could you PALEESE not do that!
“Have no fear, you are not alone!”
Illona? Illona? Oh thank Elune, she died … er … I mean … aw … poor Illona died.
Yep, Cat gets such a thrill when she sees that skull. Yay! Yay! Yay!
I can see this is going to take a while. Cat’s not really good at looking after others, probably good she never showed any interest in being a healer.
What do you mean, shallow? I know there’s other stuff coming in 6.1 but I’m counting on his soon to be more beautifulness to enable me to get first, a Blood Elf leveled over level 10 and secondly, a Paladin leveled. I think my highest made it to level 45 before she got the axe. Look how pretty he is … he’s just adora … what? Okay, I’ll stop.
I don’t know if it’s just me but I suddenly realized I have no idea how to get to another zone this expansion on foot. I’ve been flown to each new zone when the time came to visit. I feel that if I had flying I would have known how to get around by now.
This is my new personal achievement. Find out how the hell to get out of these zones on horseback … um … wolfback. So far Cat’s managed to suss out how to escape Shadowmoon Valley.
Have a good time, Cat! Drop us a postcard! See you!
Personally I just think this is her way of getting out of more bodyguard sessions with Illona. I could be wrong but … yeah no.