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BMAH and Other Annoyances

Posted in General WoW with tags , , , , on August 10, 2013 by tomeoftheancient

bmahThe stupid BMAH has pushed me over the edge. You sadistic bastards! HEY! HEY! Don’t look away when I’m talking to you!  Hey, Goya! What kind of unfair … um … Black Market are you running here. I’ve had it with you. No wonder you have to have that big, old bodyguard considering your unfair business practices. Geez.

I have never successfully bid on anything except for a Brawler’s Guild invite after it was old news. Not once, because every single time I bid the auction ends sometime after midnight eastern time. I never, ever see auctions ending in the afternoon or early evening. Since I get up at 4:30 every morning I’m not staying up past midnight. My nerdraging now is NOTHING compared to what I would be like on three or so hours sleep. Wouldn’t be pretty. Couldn’t that damn woman stagger the auctions so each time zone would have a chance?

So I get all worked up over, once again, not getting what I wanted to buy. What? I don’t know, it’s Cat so it was a pet or a mount for sure. So anyway, I’m in a ranty mood and see Cat has 4,747 Lesser Charms of Good Fortune. She pet battles a lot, trading them in at 50 a week isn’t even putting a dent in them. Since she acquired all these from pet battles wouldn’t it be nice if she could use them on something useful and maybe pet battle related?

I mean these things are as ubiquitous as … well … dog poop is around here. I wish I could find something useful to do with them. Yes, and dog poop too.

relicLet’s look in Warlock’s bank. Oh, that’s sweet. She doesn’t need Relics of Guo-Lai but she’s such an optimist she’s can’t get rid of them. She must think they’ll be changed to BoA at some point so others can use them. I would tell her not to hold her breath but then she’s got Unending Breath so yeah, I guess she can. And OMG! She’s got a sweet tooth! Look at all that candy she has squirreled away! Who would have thought Warlock Cim was hoarding candy. Not me.

Okay … my rant is slowly losing steam. It made me think of a word I haven’t heard in years, maybe it’s out of fashion or it’s regional. My father used to use it. Gripe, gripe, gripe. It’s a pretty good word. I’m done griping. Gripe, gripe, gripe. Nope, nope nope. Okay, I’m just getting silly now which is marginally better than ranty, but enough. I do wonder if they still say gripe in Minnesota where he was from. I know Madame Goya didn’t seem to have a clue when I said it to her … along with … well … a few other words.

You know I reread that and I feel somewhat bad doing all that complaining. I need to say something good to balance it out. Hmm … what do I appreciate … I know! Ihgaluk Crag! That’s all good! Okay, now I can go back to being lazy and enjoying all the entries in Tycertank’s #WoWscreenshotaday Day.