Ask The Ancient — Nude Brunnhildar

I got my WordPress “year in review” which was really nice of them but I’m not sharing as it’s humiliating that aside from a few kind people I’m sort of on my own here with the spammers who keep trying to link cure halitosis, chain saws, and metal-drill-bits to my blog. And really, cure halitosis? You’ve never even met me, how dare you.

I will share one bit which is no surprise. The busiest day of the year was October 6th, the most popular post that day was The WoW Ironman Challenge — Warlock Final Ding! that Ironsally is a media whizz kid for sure. So anyway in an effort to try to present you with some actual informative posts occasionally, I’ve decided to add “Ask The Ancient.” On going through the search terms that landed people on this blog over the past year I found questions that I sometimes really knew the answer to. So while you are certainly welcome to send a question to tomeoftheancient at that email service Google provides I’m going to start off with questions that came up in the last year’s search terms. Just keep in mind that I actually know next to nothing if you do ask a question, but I will wholeheartedly endeavor to find out what inquiring minds want to know.

So first … what? Well of course it’s me in the picture, why? What! Well it was taken on the day after New Year’s Eve, how good did you look that morning? Sheesh, so as I was saying these are actual search terms somebody used and for whatever reason ended up here. I’ll first be tackling, Nude Brunnhilar. And no I am not making this up. A quick search indicates that one is available at Deviant Art but you’re going to have to sign up and be over 18 to view it. There that was easy.

I didn’t sign up or view it as I’ve been there, done that. I’m like a slightly undersized Vrykul myself. I’m rather tall, pale although not blue. Since I decided that getting my hair cut was a terrible waste of three hours time that could be better spent in game, I now have about two feet of wild flowing hair and I frequently do say things like: I will feed you to the dogs! I’ll wear your intestines for a necklace! I see me naked everyday and I can tell you … big whoop, but that’s just me. Oh my, I take that back. On searching a little more I found links to nude Vrykul who don’t require you to login and I so don’t look like that, and I’m not giving you the link either sonny, for shame.

Maybe I should have started off with something else. Hmmm, let’s see. How about mysterious camel figurine spawn points, that’s pretty straightforward. Here we go, a civic minded Azerothian has posted a map with route here. I wish you the best of luck.

Whew, my first public service announcement done. I hope it helped somebody. I’ll have to take some time to study up to answer the rest. I mean one of the top search terms is wow jerks, how to you address that one. Do they want to know how to avoid them, exterminate them, be one? I don’t know, this is harder than I thought. I need a break. I don’t even know where to begin with rude where’s waldo.