So they said Warlords of Draenor was going to be savage and brutal and I think I’ve finally found the whole savage part … Felblight fishing. Since I don’t raid or do any of the expected types of gearing up I NEED Felblight. Okay, so try fishing Cat.
Holy Mother of The Old Gods! This is freaking dangerous! The best place Cat found to fish is around Hellfire Citadel but unfortunately she’s not really skilled at the jumping from rock to rock part.
Oops! Oops again! Cat! Watch out! The Fel Sludge will kill you if you get a stack of 10! Cat? Cat? Oh, she’s running back from the graveyard again. This isn’t going to make much sense if the price of repair out weights the price of just buying Felblight.
What’s that? You’re kidding, really? That’s great! Die all you want then!
In what seemed like hours and hours of fishing (probably was about one hour) I managed to acquire two Felblight, that’s it.
Seven lunkers … two Felblight. I even got all mad every time I fished up a lunker because it wasn’t a Felblight.
I know! Felblight fishing was so savage it made me turn on lunkers!
So I’m fishing and Doomroller spawns right next to me. I announce it and the “can I get an invites” start rolling in. No, actually they came SCROLLING in so fast I couldn’t keep up.
I frantically tried to make sure I wasn’t leaving anyone out and almost missed the kill as someone pulled Doomroller and the whole thing was almost over before I could run over there and bonk Doomroller at least once.
Oh … now I see what they’re doing. Lesson learned. My apologies.
Jeez, all this savagery has me in a pissy mood. I think I might need to join a support group. I hear Matty might start up one, GAWWAI.
Grown Ass Women Who Are Infuriated.
They missed that one. Warlords of Draenor is savage, brutal and full of grown ass women who are infuriated. And who knows, she might even have to start a GAMWAI chapter.
I later found that a Medallion of the Legion does go a long way in dissipating the fury. There is that.